I feel like I have bad breath today. The hubs'll be home shortly, and I wanted an honest opinion before I leaned in to smooch him after work...
ME: Hey Mar, does my breath smell bad?
MAR: Nope. Jus smewz yike wotten eggs a yittle.
ME: Really?! That's gross!
MAR: (giggling) No! Weewy Mommy, it smewz yike hot peppaz and eye yashes!
Well, that settles it then.