Monday, January 21, 2013

Not Funny, JC

This came in the mail today, and yes, that is my AARP membership card.

What. The. Hell.

Friends, I'm only 29! If this is God's way of telling me that I need to be more gentle and responsible, He should know that's just going to push me further in the opposite direction. 

And now, if you'll excuse me - I'm fighting a gross cold, and I hear a cup of hot tea calling my name.

(Yes, 29 not 79. Yes, tea. No, there's not whiskey in the tea. Yes, I promise. Yes, I promise for real.)