Tonight, I absentmindedly turned on the TV for some noise and selected an old episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels. I've seen all of the episodes and that naggy old conscience of mine reminded me that it probably wasn't kid-friendly, but I tuned in and continued my conversation with Granny.
About 5 minutes into the show it hit me what episode we were watching- the one where Gene hangs out with Carrot Top in Vegas and accidentally glues a large vibrator to his hand.
Cue Marlee in 3, 2, 1...
"Mommy what is in his hand?! Is it a missile? It yooks yike a missile."
"Yes, Mar, it's a missile..."