Granny had a headache today while babysitting the kiddos. Around 3PM she told me she was planning to raid my medicine cabinet to make the pain go away, and at 4:30 I found her waiting for me when I pulled into the drive.
ME: Hi, Granny! Your head still hurting?
GRANNY: I don't know how many acetaminophen you usually take, but I took two and they're kicking my butt.
ME: What?
GRANNY: I'm so tired! I feel like I can barely keep my eyes open!
ME: ...Mom, what color were the pills you took?
GRANNY: Blue...
ME: Jesus... You took Tylenol PM.
GRANNY: No wonder I'm so tired!
ME: Start wearing your damn glasses, woman! That's how people accidentally die!
Our Granny: wears her glasses when reading a text message - doesn't bother to put them on to read pill bottles!
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whoops! I won't be doing that ever again. After a short nap & dinner I'm ready to call it a night!
ReplyDeletelol.. it happens. Some times the texts are more important! :D
ReplyDeleteI just had a vision of myself in 30 years. It is called "your Granny." I think I love her.
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