It's a rainy, yucky morning here in GCMO. Gray skies, drizzle, and plenty of thunder - Mia took advantage of the blah weather and slept in.
Sleeping in drives Marlee crazy...
MAR: Mommy, can you help me wake Mia up?
ME: Just go down and ask her if she's ready for breakfast yet.
MAR: Ok!
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MIA: Thanks a lot for telling Marlee to wake me up by using the tweezers on my eyelashes, Mommy!
ME: WHAT?! Marlee!
MAR: She wasn't waking up and I tried really hard to be gentle, but Mia just punched me in the stomach! AND I WAS BEING NICE!
ME: You don't wake someone up by using the tweezers on them, Ladybug! Christ! Give me those damn tweezers!
I think I would punch someone if that tried to do that to me too! LMAO
ReplyDeleteomg! I hate being woke up gently, so with tweezers on the eyelashes I'm certain a cussing would have ensued!
ReplyDeleteYeah, not a big fan of being woke up at all. But, pretty funny just hearing Mommy's comments. I love that you keep it real. Good Morning Mommy!! lol
ReplyDeleteThat Marlee is a pretty inventive girl!
ReplyDeleteActually, I wish someone would tweeze my while I was sleeping. My unibrow is getting totally out of control.
ReplyDeleteHilarious as always!