We're watching The Little Rascals for the first time ever.
I taught Miles to say "Hey! Nice Azoogas!" a few weeks ago, so you can understand that this is a big, big, big deal!
Cue convo during the opeing scene where Petey the dog rounds up the members of the He-Man Woman Haters Club for an emergency meeting...
MAR: Aw! Dat doggie is so supa cute!
ME: He is, isn't he!
MAR: Yook! Hahahaha he ringed da doowbell!
ME: Here comes Froggy!
MAR: ... Is dat a boy or a girl?
ME: It's a boy. Froggy's a boy. Listen to his voice!
MAR: Why does he have yong hair? Yong hair yike a girl!
ME: Because that's how boys wore their hair when Mommy was little. It's called a mullet.
MAR: A muwwett? Why would a boy want hair yike dat?
ME: Nobody knows, it's one of the biggest mysteries known to mankind.