Monday, March 4, 2013

Poor Puppy

Granny called me today to tattle on Marlee...

"Marlee just walked into the kitchen and said 'Dat fuckin dog! She got in da God damn toy-yit papah again!'. Jen, who do you think she's heard say that?"

"Um... I have no idea... Did you tell her she can't say that anymore?"

"Yes, but I had a hard time keeping a straight face. She's definitely your child!"

(hysterical laughing on my end)

"I have to say, I'm kind of proud of her for using those bad words in the right context though!"

"Me too, Mom! Me, too!" 

Then, in what I'm assuming is the most inappropriate but not surprising punishment a 4 year old can dish out, this happened:

That dark line is blue Sharpie. How the hell do you get Sharpie OUT OF THE DOG?!


  1. lol.. poor widdle puppy. lol Well Marlee just might be the next writer in the family, since she knows how to use words in the proper context??!!

  2. hahahaha! All I could do was giggle. She never batted an eye, she just let it fly. Most kids just say cuss words to be saying them. She acts like it's normal conversation. FYI- the blue sharpie was used to give Helga!

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  4. Our kids need to hang. But no dog. I don't do dogs. Swearing is fine.

  5. There is nothing harder to keep a straight face at then a cursing kid! So wrong, and so funny all at the same time.
    I had the exact conversation with my husband about our daughter after she dropped something and went "shiiiitttt!" She was 3.
    All I could say is 'See, she's a genius! She knew how, when, and what tone to say Sh*T. Even dragging it out!"
    Marlee is a genius too. Think that can be written on College Applications.
    SKILLS: Cursed in proper context. Proper use of the cursing language.
    Great post to get me laughing in the morning.

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