Marlee: Mia did it! She pooped! She pooped ALL OVER! It's ova flowing!
ME: Guess that medicine worked, huh, Sis?
MIA: I'm sorry. I couldn't stop... it's the runs, Mom. I've got the runs and the runs broke the toilet.
MARLEE: It's so dis-gus-ting! Eew! Yuck!
ME: No words, just uncontrollable giggles.
If my daughters were older, they'd hate me for retelling this little poop nugget. Thankfully, they're 7 and 4 (Marlee's birthday was yesterday. Here's to another 10 wrinkles on Mommy's face.) so they're still young enough to appreciate when I laugh instead of flipping out.