MARLEE: Mommy, do I yook yike Sheorshe Washington?
(without turning around)
ME: No, George Washington had white hair.
MARLEE: Do I yook yike Abewaham Yinkin?
(still facing the other direction)
ME: No, Abe Lincoln had a black beard.
MARLEE: Who do I yook yike den?
(turn to look at her finally)
ME: A topless Mother Teresa. We're all in trouble...