Saturday, August 18, 2012

For Pete's Sake...


MARLEE: Mommy, do I yook yike Sheorshe Washington?

(without turning around)

ME: No, George Washington had white hair.

MARLEE: Do I yook yike Abewaham Yinkin?

(still facing the other direction)

ME: No, Abe Lincoln had a black beard.

MARLEE: Who do I yook yike den?

(turn to look at her finally)

ME: A topless Mother Teresa. We're all in trouble...