Friday, July 13, 2012

Asian Persuasion

I got home from work the other night to the news that Mia's teaching herself to write her numbers in Chinese. Yes, you're remembering correctly, she's the one who flunks handwriting in English each semester.

Looks legit to me...
 "Mommy, one day we won't have to write anything - we'll just type it on computers..." You don't question a gifted child. Not unless you enjoy feeling like a complete moron, anyway.

And if any of you faithful HHDD readers actually do read Chinese writing, could you please tell me what the hell this candy's flavor is...

And, they make her breath smell like perfume! Delicious!
 My guess is opium flavored because it smells like a pear/dirty hippie hybrid. Marlee loves them!

That's all I've got today. It's Friday, and my last fortune cookie leaves me wondering what the fuck I'm about to lose over the weekend?

I'll bet I find it in the hamper, whatever it is. Or a toy box, maybe.
It's a toss up between my phone and my sanity. 50/50 chance at either.

Have a rockin' weekend!