Tuesday, August 6, 2013

I'm Pro-Granny Panty

I wore light colored pants today, and if you're a woman, you understand that light colored pants call for light colored underwear.

If you're a man, you really don't give a crap what color your underwear are. You just care whether or not they cause your balls to chafe. (Well, that's what Mr. Palis tells me anyway, and who am I to question the guy code?)

The problem today was that the only light colored underwear I had clean were thongs. Ugh...

Not that you're imagining me in underwear, butt (see how I did that? B-U-T-T) I prefer the granny panties. Regular old bikini underwear, not the kind that come up to your ribcage, but granny panties all the same. Plain cotton. Nothing fancy. 

Those comfy 'I'm not wearing these to impress anyone' drawz were out of commission today and I wore the thong. It was miserable. 

How the actual hell did I find a permanent wedgie comfortable for so many years before I had children? I seriously picked my butt every time I stood up.

Uncomfortable, or not, that business wasn't visible through my pants. 

Mission accomplished.

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On another note - I turn 30 in a little over a month. I can't even begin to describe how much I'm dreading it.

It's like you're just supposed to hate 30 like you would hate cannibalism or music by Rush (shut up, you know you hate them too). You know why everyone hates you, 30? Because you're terrible. I hear 31 is nice but I'm getting ahead of myself.

Do you know what eases the pain of turning 30 though? Jewelry.

With my birthday coming up - and maybe a husband who needs help getting the perfect gift - I was so excited when I was contacted by Diamondere recently about putting together a wish list  on their website for the big 3-0!

Lanice
Vita


Gloria 


Diamondere specializes in customizable fine jewelry, a family business for over 100 years for co-founders Varun and Anish  Godha. Each piece is impeccably designed to the specifications of the customer, and Diamondere encourages customers to not only collaborate with their design team but even to tour their facility as pieces are being created.

And, because they don't want me to suffer entering my 30s alone, Diamondere is offering all High Heels & Dirty Dishes readers a 15% discount. Happy birthday to all of us, right?!

To redeem the discount, just use the promo code HHDD136SBDP.