This came in the mail today, and yes, that is my AARP membership card.
What. The. Hell.
Friends, I'm only 29! If this is God's way of telling me that I need to be more gentle and responsible, He should know that's just going to push me further in the opposite direction.
And now, if you'll excuse me - I'm fighting a gross cold, and I hear a cup of hot tea calling my name.
(Yes, 29 not 79. Yes, tea. No, there's not whiskey in the tea. Yes, I promise. Yes, I promise for real.)
So I find this a bit amusing. Mine has yet to arrive & you already got yours. Just wait the magazines & junk mail rolls in daily for Dad.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! F'n love it! I can't stop snickering... lol
ReplyDeleteIs the free bag to double as a travel medicine cabinet? Lol
ReplyDeleteTrying to find something reassuring and empathetic... But nothings coming to mind other than HAHAHAHAHAHA! :D
ReplyDeleteIs the free bag to double as a travel medicine cabinet? Lol
ReplyDeleteIt's my own fault - I know I jinxed myself this afternoon when I said I had a trick hip! Ugh!
ReplyDeleteNo sure why my comment posted two time.
ReplyDeleteI got my first AARP card at 16! How do they find US???
ReplyDeleteHope you're feeling better soon, whiskey or no.